Harry needs to go to China to track down the Chinese Porcelain Doll, which could stop Yandomort. Voldemort reaches out to his Chinese counterpart and protege, Yandomort, for help fighting Harry. 3 | Harry Potter and the Chinese Porcelain Doll Only Harry and the Chinese students can stand in his way. And just in time - Voldemort leads a charge of Death Eaters, dementors and giants in an all-out siege of Hogwarts. The Chinese exchange students embiggen Harry’s confidence to fight Voldemort. Hell, I bet the students in England never even learn about the time Mao spun the Earth backwards to defeat Hitler.)
(There’s no way a book written in China is ever going to suggest another country’s school system is up to their standard. Naturally, the six Chinese wizards are amazing and make the Hogwarts students look like garbage. He reaches out to China’s elite Nine Mysteries school, which sends over six teenage wizards. Voldemort is getting stronger, so Dumbledore needs reinforcements. It would’ve been way better than when the Flintstones met the Jetsons or when Homer made a cameo in “The Love-Matic Grandpa.” 2 | Harry Potter and the Chinese Overseas Students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry I wish, instead of copying The Hobbit, the author had done a crossover between Harry Potter and the Tolkien characters. Only when they encountered the occasional passenger jet, the pilot and passengers would cry out, “Hey! Flying people!”, or “Hey! Aliens!” Trees and cars along the roads below receded. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.Īfter Gandolf left, the five of them rode their brooms, travelling with the wind. He even didn’t know why he had become a hobbit. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn’t know where he came from or where he was going to.
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There was a hobbit, who didn’t even know how to return home. Except for Gandalf - he remains and joins forces with the Potter crew. Tolkien’s The Hobbit and replaced the character names with names from the Harry Potter universe. 1 | Harry Potter and the Leopard Walk-Up-To DragonĪccording to the translated excerpt I found, the author took the text of J.R.R. Although they’re truly unbelievable, each of these is very much real. These are 11 amazing fake Harry Potter novels written and bootlegged in China, and a little info I found out about each of them.
It’s hard to say how many new Harry Potter books have come out of China - most of the articles I read put it around a dozen - I found almost twice that during my research and picked my 11 favorites to share here. Here, it seems, Chinese authors have seized upon the Potter popularity and decided to run with it. Yesterday, I stumbled upon the Chinese Harry Potter fake book market.
That leaves their rip-offs being, well, tragically bad. It’s clear they have an affinity for Western brands… but have such different cultural values and backgrounds that they never quite “get” the nuances, the appeal, the subtleties that define those brands. I’ve always found the Chinese bootleg industry - which is scarily enormous - to be fascinating. China has pumped out some absolutely hilarious bootleg books about Harry Potter.
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